danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick)

8:59 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  142,098 notes

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

6:15 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  676,484 notes

hate:

stop:

hate

whoa what did i do

6:15 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  55,720 notes

sextpert:

damn girl you must have 67 protons because you a Ho

it-takessabitmore

(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114)

6:13 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  226,474 notes
If you gave someone your heart and they died, did they take it with them? Did you spend the rest of forever with a hole inside you that couldn’t be filled?
 Jodi PicoultNineteen Minutes (via feellng)
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