Anonymous: how the heck did you get so many followers?
11:42 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  32,870 notes

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

11:39 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  99,674 notes

i recommend the creme brulee

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i recommend you go away

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11:37 pm  •  23 July 2014  •  125,892 notes